Birthday Brouhaha

dearlokigodofmischief:

Carefully crossing over to Tony, Loki avoided as much foam as possible. Unfortunately he still managed to step into several piles. Smiling faintly, he reached out and brushed some from Tony’s cheek. “It does seem as if we are in need of a new kitchen. What were you even trying to do? I told you, you can’t use the stove for your experiments.”

"Well I was uh." Tony’s shoulders slumped. "I was going to make you dinner for your birthday. I mean, you always cook or we order out so I thought this be a great way to celebrate it. I really thought I could get just right, but I got distracted and forgot."

Birthday Brouhaha

dearlokigodofmischief:

Loki hadn’t seen much of Tony that day, not that that was unusual behavior. He figured the engineer was spending time in his lab, working on a new suit or one of those ridiculous experiments of his. Hopefully it wouldn’t be another mutant beetle like Ninja, though Loki had come around to actually enjoying the bug’s company.

Just not in the shower.

The smell of the smoke reached his nostrils almost immediately, and the fire alarm that sounded through the Tower sent Loki into a sprint from his office, heading straight for the kitchen.

"Tony? Tony?! Damn it, by the Nine I swear if you—" Wandering into the black smoke made him gag, but he waved his hand in front of his face, clearing it away with the sweep of his hand. "What’s going on in here? You never use the kitchen? Tony? Are you all right? Please tell me you didn’t burn yourself!"

Out of the smoke came one bedraggled engineer covered in foam. He groaned. “Loki? Oh goddamn, you’re here and I ruined dinner….” He pouted and looked forlornly at the smoking kitchen. “I’m fine.” he added belatedly, “But we kind of need a new kitchen.”

becausebirds:

An amethyst in bird-form, meet the Costa’s Hummingbird. A desert hummingbird, Costa’s Hummingbird breeds in the Sonoran and Mojave Deserts of California and Arizona.

becausebirds:

An amethyst in bird-form, meet the Costa’s Hummingbird. A desert hummingbird, Costa’s Hummingbird breeds in the Sonoran and Mojave Deserts of California and Arizona.

amagicspellandglasses:

"Whatever you say," Casey grinned at Tony, folding her arms.

"I am! Very cute." Hes not pouting. He’s not.

amagicspellandglasses:

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      “You’re just jealous because I’m cuter.”

"You’re not cuter than me nuh uh."

amagicspellandglasses:

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      “Dork.”

"Annoying sis."

tastefullyoffensive:

When you accidentally step on your pet’s tail.

tastefullyoffensive:

When you accidentally step on your pet’s tail.

amagicspellandglasses:

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      “What’re you staring at? You got a problem?”

"… Maybe."

callmeoutis:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

The amount of notes concerns me

i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time

callmeoutis:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

The amount of notes concerns me

i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time